Text 29 Mar 75 notes Forty-nine things that are not rape, and one that is.

  1. A bill you don’t like is not rape.
  2. A law you don’t like is not rape.
  3. High taxes are not rape.
  4. Expensive healthcare is not rape.
  5. A man you disagree with winning the Presidency is not rape.
  6. Being cut off in traffic is not rape.
  7. Not getting an extension on a paper is not rape.
  8. A tuition hike is not rape.
  9. A pop quiz is not rape.
  10. Sold out concert tickets are not rape.
  11. ATM transaction fees are not rape.
  12. Bad March Madness brackets are not rape.
  13. A broken dryer at the laundromat is not rape.
  14. A 20% tip on your bill is not rape.
  15. An empty coffee pot is not rape.
  16. Sold out bagels at Einstein Brothers are not rape.
  17. A difficult class is not rape.
  18. A moved up final is not rape.
  19. Failing a class is not rape.
  20. Pay cuts are not rape.
  21. Lay offs are not rape.
  22. Buying a company at a low price is not rape.
  23. Working over forty hours a week is not rape.
  24. Being yelled at by your boss is not rape.
  25. Doing all the work on a group project is not rape.
  26. Not getting a promotion is not rape.
  27. Paying more in lawyer’s fees than you expect is not rape.
  28. Paying more for a house than you expect is not rape.
  29. Paying more for sneakers than you expect is not rape.
  30. Losing the Super Bowl is not rape.
  31. A badly drawn comic book is not rape.
  32. A badly written article is not rape.
  33. A badly adapted version of a childhood programme is not rape.
  34. Wearing uncomfortable jeans is not rape.
  35. Not getting something you want is not rape.
  36. A high monthly APR is not rape.
  37. Expensive text-messaging rates are not rape.
  38. Gym membership fees are not rape.
  39. Disappointing book endings are not rape.
  40. Paying too much on Ebay is not rape.
  41. Losing at Mario Kart is not rape.
  42. Losing at Halo is not rape.
  43. Losing at Tekken is not rape.
  44. Losing at World of Warcraft is not rape.
  45. A famous person saying something hateful is not rape.
  46. A bad person winning is not rape.
  47. A good person losing is not rape.
  48. Being insulted is not rape.
  49. Being proven wrong is not rape.
  50. Rape is rape.


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