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Forty-nine things that are not rape, and one that is.
- A bill you don’t like is not rape.
- A law you don’t like is not rape.
- High taxes are not rape.
- Expensive healthcare is not rape.
- A man you disagree with winning the Presidency is not rape.
- Being cut off in traffic is not rape.
- Not getting an extension on a paper is not rape.
- A tuition hike is not rape.
- A pop quiz is not rape.
- Sold out concert tickets are not rape.
- ATM transaction fees are not rape.
- Bad March Madness brackets are not rape.
- A broken dryer at the laundromat is not rape.
- A 20% tip on your bill is not rape.
- An empty coffee pot is not rape.
- Sold out bagels at Einstein Brothers are not rape.
- A difficult class is not rape.
- A moved up final is not rape.
- Failing a class is not rape.
- Pay cuts are not rape.
- Lay offs are not rape.
- Buying a company at a low price is not rape.
- Working over forty hours a week is not rape.
- Being yelled at by your boss is not rape.
- Doing all the work on a group project is not rape.
- Not getting a promotion is not rape.
- Paying more in lawyer’s fees than you expect is not rape.
- Paying more for a house than you expect is not rape.
- Paying more for sneakers than you expect is not rape.
- Losing the Super Bowl is not rape.
- A badly drawn comic book is not rape.
- A badly written article is not rape.
- A badly adapted version of a childhood programme is not rape.
- Wearing uncomfortable jeans is not rape.
- Not getting something you want is not rape.
- A high monthly APR is not rape.
- Expensive text-messaging rates are not rape.
- Gym membership fees are not rape.
- Disappointing book endings are not rape.
- Paying too much on Ebay is not rape.
- Losing at Mario Kart is not rape.
- Losing at Halo is not rape.
- Losing at Tekken is not rape.
- Losing at World of Warcraft is not rape.
- A famous person saying something hateful is not rape.
- A bad person winning is not rape.
- A good person losing is not rape.
- Being insulted is not rape.
- Being proven wrong is not rape.
- Rape is rape.